THE BUM …

A bum approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. “Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?” The well-dressed gentleman responds, “You are not going to spend in on liquor are you?”

“No, sir, I don t drink,” retorts the bum.

“You are not going to throw it away in some crap game, are you?” asks the gentleman.

“No way, I don t gamble,” answers the bum.

“You wouldn t waste the money at a golf course for greens fees, would you?” asks the man.

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