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5 Funny English Jokes (Part 2) : Lawless , …

5 funny English jokes part 2 : LAWLESS , ON THE BRIGHT SIDE , SEND A SIGN , FOR PROFIT , HIS CUP RUNNETH OVER

HIS CUP RUNNETH OVER

A broke guy walks past a pub. He looks at the door longingly, but since he has no money, he walks on. Just then, he spots a lamp lying in the gutter. He picks it up and rubs it, and a genie emerges.

“I will grant you three wishes,” intones the genie.

“Give me a bottomless mug of beer,” the guy says.

A mug of beer appears in his hand. He takes a sip, then another. With each chug, the mug magically refills.

“And for your other two wishes?”

Between swallows, the lucky guy shouts, “Give me two more just like this one!”

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5 Funny English Jokes (Part 1) : Shrewish Ladies , …

5 funny English jokes part 1 : Shrewish Ladies , I don’t know , An idiot man , Misunderstood , A talking frog

A talking frog

An older gentleman was playing a round of golf. Suddenly his ball sliced and landed in a shallow pond.

As he was attempting to retrieve the ball he discovered a frog who, to his great surprise, started to speak!

“Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a week!”

He picked up the frog and placed it in his pocket. As he continued to play golf, the frog repeated its message.

“Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a whole month!”

The man continued to play his golf game and once again the frog spoke out.

“Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a whole year!”

Finally, the old man turned to the frog and exclaimed, “At my age, I’d rather have a talking frog!”

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