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5 funny English jokes part 2 : LAWLESS , ON THE BRIGHT SIDE , SEND A SIGN , FOR PROFIT , HIS CUP RUNNETH OVER
HIS CUP RUNNETH OVER
A broke guy walks past a pub. He looks at the door longingly, but since he has no money, he walks on. Just then, he spots a lamp lying in the gutter. He picks it up and rubs it, and a genie emerges.
“I will grant you three wishes,” intones the genie.
“Give me a bottomless mug of beer,” the guy says.
A mug of beer appears in his hand. He takes a sip, then another. With each chug, the mug magically refills.
“And for your other two wishes?”
Between swallows, the lucky guy shouts, “Give me two more just like this one!”
5 funny English jokes part 1 : Shrewish Ladies , I don’t know , An idiot man , Misunderstood , A talking frog
A talking frog
An older gentleman was playing a round of golf. Suddenly his ball sliced and landed in a shallow pond.
As he was attempting to retrieve the ball he discovered a frog who, to his great surprise, started to speak!
“Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a week!”
He picked up the frog and placed it in his pocket. As he continued to play golf, the frog repeated its message.
“Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a whole month!”
The man continued to play his golf game and once again the frog spoke out.
“Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a whole year!”
Finally, the old man turned to the frog and exclaimed, “At my age, I’d rather have a talking frog!”